Civilizations of pre-Columbian Mesoamerica long believed that two gods, Kukulkan and Tepeu, were responsible for the creation of life on Earth. According to the story, both deities decided to preserve their legacy by creating an Earth-bound species in their own image. The first attempt was to sculpt man from the mud and soil but Tepeu and Kukulkán quickly found that the mud crumbled and the idea needed to be re-thought. The next plan was to carve man from wood but with wood having no soul, man soon lost loyalty to the creators and the gods destroyed them with rain. In a third and final attempt, Kukulkan and Tepeu gathered 15 rare minerals from across the planet and created one single entity from which all man was to be descended from. His name is Skip Walker and he is getting your sister pregnant with his mind.
Skip Walker isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, mostly because he is not a licensed veterinarian and has no business inspecting the insides of horses. Skip Walker graduated from medical school just so that he could get a discount on latex gloves. Skip Walker is pulling a Howie Mandel when no one is looking. Skip Walker hates using the word cockscomb and isn't afraid to write a thesis on the subject. Skip Walker's life is a lot like "A Beautiful Mind" but without all the boring math getting in the way of great adventure. Skip Walker knows a thing or two about counting to three. Skip Walker eats the silica preservation packets found in bags of food, not because of some deep-seeded loathing for the law but mainly because he thinks silica tastes good. Mattress tags are not safe around Skip Walker.
Skip Walker supports the troops and is taking a submarine out for a joyride to prove his point. Skip Walker is an army of one and he's traveling in the carpool lane. Skip Walker is opening a slow oil change business and you can have your car back in a few days. Skip Walker knows that when life gives you lemons, you should make nice with a colorblind person and re-sell them as oranges. Skip Walker is not above using you for monetary gain. Skip Walker has an amputee friend and they are going to the second hand store together. Skip Walker is holding a conversation with you and filling in the dead space with questions like, "Can you believe it's Thursday already?" Skip Walker is happy and knows it, and refuses to clap his hands. You aren't looking so well; you should take some Skip Walker.
Skip Walker signed up for match.com because he thought it was a site for fire enthusiasts. Skip Walker's profile lists his hobbies as racketeering and driving drunk. Skip Walker is living in a Volvo with a Slayer bumper sticker on the back. Skip Walker is so metal that he makes cocktails by pouring the ingredients into his mouth and banging his head. Skip Walker wants someone to open a restaurant named "I Don't Care" so that he can finally take his girlfriend to the place she keeps talking about. Skip Walker was originally pegged to be the Dos Equis spokesperson but the company ultimately deemed him "too interesting." Skip Walker doesn't hate giraffes; he just thinks they need to be put in their place and brought down a peg or two. Skip Walker is going as you for Halloween.
Skip Walker is a rap artist whose music caters exclusively to people with prosthetic appendages. Skip Walker is telling you to throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care. Skip Walker is putting salt in his own game. Skip Walker hates marathons and because of this, people label him a racist. Skip Walker wants to learn how to juggle but he just doesn't have the balls to do it. Skip Walker is falling down an escalator going up and looking good in the process. Skip Walker is performing brain surgery on homeless people and he's not afraid to give you a piece of their mind. Skip Walker uses paper towels for inappropriate purposes and isn't shy about proclaiming that fact during his therapy sessions. Skip Walker is setting time limits on your conversations. Skip Walker is what you talk about around the water cooler at work.
Skip Walker is making friends out of glue and Lego pieces because he wants to hang around people who are well-connected. Skip Walker is conducting a nationwide poll and asking for your opinion on nationwide polls. Skip Walker is calling you during dinner. Skip Walker purchased his dog a cell phone plan with plenty of rollover minutes. Skip Walker assigns himself homework each night because he misses being in school. Skip Walker is nervous about the history final next week. Skip Walker attended Pirate College and passed with flying colors. Skip Walker is hosting a charity event that benefits Skip Walker. Skip Walker is ghost riding a monster truck through the village of the damned. The speed limit around Skip Walker is 25 MPH. Stay tuned, Skip Walker will be continued after this commercial break.
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Skip Walker isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, mostly because he is not a licensed veterinarian and has no business inspecting the insides of horses. Skip Walker graduated from medical school just so that he could get a discount on latex gloves. Skip Walker is pulling a Howie Mandel when no one is looking. Skip Walker hates using the word cockscomb and isn't afraid to write a thesis on the subject. Skip Walker's life is a lot like "A Beautiful Mind" but without all the boring math getting in the way of great adventure. Skip Walker knows a thing or two about counting to three. Skip Walker eats the silica preservation packets found in bags of food, not because of some deep-seeded loathing for the law but mainly because he thinks silica tastes good. Mattress tags are not safe around Skip Walker.
Skip Walker supports the troops and is taking a submarine out for a joyride to prove his point. Skip Walker is an army of one and he's traveling in the carpool lane. Skip Walker is opening a slow oil change business and you can have your car back in a few days. Skip Walker knows that when life gives you lemons, you should make nice with a colorblind person and re-sell them as oranges. Skip Walker is not above using you for monetary gain. Skip Walker has an amputee friend and they are going to the second hand store together. Skip Walker is holding a conversation with you and filling in the dead space with questions like, "Can you believe it's Thursday already?" Skip Walker is happy and knows it, and refuses to clap his hands. You aren't looking so well; you should take some Skip Walker.
Skip Walker signed up for match.com because he thought it was a site for fire enthusiasts. Skip Walker's profile lists his hobbies as racketeering and driving drunk. Skip Walker is living in a Volvo with a Slayer bumper sticker on the back. Skip Walker is so metal that he makes cocktails by pouring the ingredients into his mouth and banging his head. Skip Walker wants someone to open a restaurant named "I Don't Care" so that he can finally take his girlfriend to the place she keeps talking about. Skip Walker was originally pegged to be the Dos Equis spokesperson but the company ultimately deemed him "too interesting." Skip Walker doesn't hate giraffes; he just thinks they need to be put in their place and brought down a peg or two. Skip Walker is going as you for Halloween.
Skip Walker is a rap artist whose music caters exclusively to people with prosthetic appendages. Skip Walker is telling you to throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care. Skip Walker is putting salt in his own game. Skip Walker hates marathons and because of this, people label him a racist. Skip Walker wants to learn how to juggle but he just doesn't have the balls to do it. Skip Walker is falling down an escalator going up and looking good in the process. Skip Walker is performing brain surgery on homeless people and he's not afraid to give you a piece of their mind. Skip Walker uses paper towels for inappropriate purposes and isn't shy about proclaiming that fact during his therapy sessions. Skip Walker is setting time limits on your conversations. Skip Walker is what you talk about around the water cooler at work.
Skip Walker is making friends out of glue and Lego pieces because he wants to hang around people who are well-connected. Skip Walker is conducting a nationwide poll and asking for your opinion on nationwide polls. Skip Walker is calling you during dinner. Skip Walker purchased his dog a cell phone plan with plenty of rollover minutes. Skip Walker assigns himself homework each night because he misses being in school. Skip Walker is nervous about the history final next week. Skip Walker attended Pirate College and passed with flying colors. Skip Walker is hosting a charity event that benefits Skip Walker. Skip Walker is ghost riding a monster truck through the village of the damned. The speed limit around Skip Walker is 25 MPH. Stay tuned, Skip Walker will be continued after this commercial break.
Skip Walker wants you to visit here and like what you see.