There comes a time in every person's life where they know that after this, it's all downhill from here. Sure, you'll have some good times in the future but, pretty much, you'll never be able to match the excitement that you feel at this moment. It's like having 10,000 orgasms all at once. 10,000 orgasms while floating in space. You're not even aware that you could get this excited about something and you feel like your body is going to break down at any minute. You don't want it to but you're pretty sure that you weren't designed for this. It's a once in a lifetime chance and you know it. You treasure it. You just met Skip Walker for the first time.
Take a deep breath. There, you smell that? That's Skip Walker. Skip Walker owns a mountain bike with 22" rims but is tempted to sell it due to the high prices of gasoline. Skip Walker could use some snaps for his petrol. Skip Walker spent four years of his life living aboard an airplane and was never once delayed. Skip Walker is departing from Gate 14. Skip Walker is making every effort to bring back the trucker hat and refuses to ask for your opinion on the matter. You may have seen Skip Walker running through wheat fields in slow motion but he claims you were just drunk. Skip Walker is not the sentimental type.
Skip Walker would run for President but he thinks that his intense hatred of white people would hold him back. Skip Walker has a patent on domestic spying and is seriously considering suing the NSA for infringement. Skip Walker has seen your Myspace profile and thinks even less of you now than he did before. Skip Walker knows goth. Skip Walker once authored a romance novel involving a cat and a carrot which sold over 12 million copies. Skip Walker writes in braille. Skip Walker always wanted to be a millionaire but his fear of Regis Philbin has continued to hold him back. Skip Walker once had five on it but after careful consideration, he decided to only give you three. Skip Walker isn't worth the paper he's printed on.
Skip Walker is a fat free food. Beer is also a fat free food but Skip Walker tastes better. Skip Walker is not imported. Skip Walker makes sure that he is never alone when playing Solitaire. Skip Walker knows everybody on the planet and has to resort to visiting graveyards in an effort to meet new people. Skip Walker only staffs his companies with midgets because Skip Walker hates big business. Skip Walker has a few open positions and will be conducting interviews Tuesday at 3pm. Skip Walker is HR. Skip Walker constantly mixes up North and South America because he looks at the world a little differently than everyone else. Skip Walker dislikes quicksand because he prefers truth in advertising. Skip Walker woke up quick at about noon because he thought that he had to be in Compton soon. Skip Walker doesn't live anywhere near Compton.
Skip Walker spends a good portion of his free time orbiting the Earth because he has a true dislike for the greenhouse effect. Skip Walker despises the dictionary because it contains words like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Skip Walker thinks that a better word could be used for lung disease. Skip Walker has phonebooks for sale and nobody is buying them. Skip Walker once got a cash advance in order to buy rare coins. Skip Walker lost all of his street cred after he refused to ghost ride the whip he just stole. Skip Walker is riding dirty. Skip Walker knows Gucci but is pretty sure that Fendi is gay. Skip Walker hates his stereotype so he went to Circuit City and picked up another one. Skip Walker is nothing like a 6-disc changer.
Skip Walker once spent six months in a cardboard box as a means to raise money for AIDS research. Skip Walker refuses to buy anything less than a gallon of milk because he's awfully tired of looking at missing children during breakfast. Skip Walker cries tears of orange juice when he thinks no one is looking. Skip Walker knows what a corn husker is and he refuses to tell you. Skip Walker has a database backend that no one knows about. Skip Walker is web enabled. Skip Walker still uses the old "fly in the ice cube" gag because he thinks it's funny. Skip Walker has a bad habit of de-pantsing strangers on the street because he wants to make sure that they are anatomically correct. Skip Walker beat out Vanna White for the Wheel of Fortune job but eventually passed on the opportunity because he doesn't look good in a dress. Skip Walker once memorized the alphabet. Twice. Top that, smart guy.
Take a deep breath. There, you smell that? That's Skip Walker. Skip Walker owns a mountain bike with 22" rims but is tempted to sell it due to the high prices of gasoline. Skip Walker could use some snaps for his petrol. Skip Walker spent four years of his life living aboard an airplane and was never once delayed. Skip Walker is departing from Gate 14. Skip Walker is making every effort to bring back the trucker hat and refuses to ask for your opinion on the matter. You may have seen Skip Walker running through wheat fields in slow motion but he claims you were just drunk. Skip Walker is not the sentimental type.
Skip Walker would run for President but he thinks that his intense hatred of white people would hold him back. Skip Walker has a patent on domestic spying and is seriously considering suing the NSA for infringement. Skip Walker has seen your Myspace profile and thinks even less of you now than he did before. Skip Walker knows goth. Skip Walker once authored a romance novel involving a cat and a carrot which sold over 12 million copies. Skip Walker writes in braille. Skip Walker always wanted to be a millionaire but his fear of Regis Philbin has continued to hold him back. Skip Walker once had five on it but after careful consideration, he decided to only give you three. Skip Walker isn't worth the paper he's printed on.
Skip Walker is a fat free food. Beer is also a fat free food but Skip Walker tastes better. Skip Walker is not imported. Skip Walker makes sure that he is never alone when playing Solitaire. Skip Walker knows everybody on the planet and has to resort to visiting graveyards in an effort to meet new people. Skip Walker only staffs his companies with midgets because Skip Walker hates big business. Skip Walker has a few open positions and will be conducting interviews Tuesday at 3pm. Skip Walker is HR. Skip Walker constantly mixes up North and South America because he looks at the world a little differently than everyone else. Skip Walker dislikes quicksand because he prefers truth in advertising. Skip Walker woke up quick at about noon because he thought that he had to be in Compton soon. Skip Walker doesn't live anywhere near Compton.
Skip Walker spends a good portion of his free time orbiting the Earth because he has a true dislike for the greenhouse effect. Skip Walker despises the dictionary because it contains words like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Skip Walker thinks that a better word could be used for lung disease. Skip Walker has phonebooks for sale and nobody is buying them. Skip Walker once got a cash advance in order to buy rare coins. Skip Walker lost all of his street cred after he refused to ghost ride the whip he just stole. Skip Walker is riding dirty. Skip Walker knows Gucci but is pretty sure that Fendi is gay. Skip Walker hates his stereotype so he went to Circuit City and picked up another one. Skip Walker is nothing like a 6-disc changer.
Skip Walker once spent six months in a cardboard box as a means to raise money for AIDS research. Skip Walker refuses to buy anything less than a gallon of milk because he's awfully tired of looking at missing children during breakfast. Skip Walker cries tears of orange juice when he thinks no one is looking. Skip Walker knows what a corn husker is and he refuses to tell you. Skip Walker has a database backend that no one knows about. Skip Walker is web enabled. Skip Walker still uses the old "fly in the ice cube" gag because he thinks it's funny. Skip Walker has a bad habit of de-pantsing strangers on the street because he wants to make sure that they are anatomically correct. Skip Walker beat out Vanna White for the Wheel of Fortune job but eventually passed on the opportunity because he doesn't look good in a dress. Skip Walker once memorized the alphabet. Twice. Top that, smart guy.
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