The Han Dynasty was the second imperial dynasty of China and is considered a golden age in Chinese history. Spanning over four centuries, it was during this time that an ancient Chinese text, the Book of Changes (or I Ching), was written and preserved on bamboo slips. The book originally detailed a divination system that was comparable to Western geomancy but during the Warring States period, the text was re-interpreted as a system of cosmology and philosophy that subsequently became intrinsic to Chinese culture. It centered on the ideas of the dynamic balance of opposites, the evolution of events as a process, and the foretelling of a prophecy that one day a man of supernatural ability would appear and live among the common people. This man was so-named Skip Walker and he is watching you shower through a high-powered telescope.
Skip Walker once brought scuba gear with him to open mic night because he always wanted to stage dive. Surfacing around Skip Walker will give you the bends. Skip Walker is opening a stand-up comedy school for paraplegics in a downtrodden neighborhood. Skip Walker is building a parking lot for the handicapped at the top of a steep hill. Skip Walker is zoning entire city blocks as Embassy parking and doesn't give a damn whether it's convenient for you. Skip Walker is setting fire to all of your unpaid traffic tickets. Skip Walker is all up in your country's health care debate, reforming it. Skip Walker is introducing a bi-partisan bill to do away with one of the parties but he's not telling which. Skip Walker once passed a kidney stone by reconciliation.
Skip Walker is cutting off the tops of your trees and his behavior is leaving you stumped. Calls to Skip Walker for comment are not returned. Skip Walker is holding power lunches at Denny's because he only feels comfortable eating around old people. Skip Walker is his own clientele and he's making someone else foot the bill. Skip Walker doesn't work for a living but he lives to work. Skip Walker is driving around in an ornate barrette and making hairpin turns. Skip Walker is pretending to be colorblind and he's running all the red lights. Skip Walker is an expired insurance card. Skip Walker is test-driving an 1981 Pinto at a used car lot near you.
Skip Walker has friends in high places but they rarely keep in touch because he is afraid of heights. Have your people call Skip Walker's people. Skip Walker is playing phone tag with himself. Skip Walker wants to discuss sensitive topics with you while you're on speakerphone. Skip Walker is making a late night booty call and asking you for kinky sex. Skip Walker says that he has a carrot cake and some plastic wrap for you to work with. Skip Walker wants you to make it happen. Skip Walker is so vain, his safe word is "Skip Walker." Skip Walker can command animals to orgasm on his command and he's not afraid to use that technique to prove a point. Web 3.0 is going to include a tag for Skip Walker.
You can find Skip Walker inside your kitchen cooking up a TV dinner made from spare electronic parts. Skip Walker is washing that down with Bacardi 151 and he doesn't care if it's 7:30 in the morning. Skip Walker has a liver made from vacuum tubes. Skip Walker is the mascot for your child's favorite cereal. Silly Skip Walker, Trix are for kids. Skip Walker doesn't lock the bathroom door when he's using it. Skip Walker is waiting for you to join him. Skip Walker always responds +2 to your Evite because he finds the idea of you spending unnecessary money in preparation hilarious. Skip Walker has nothing to say but it takes him 1000 words to tell you that. Skip Walker is the strong, silent type.
Skip Walker lied to you about being a cop and now you have a false sense of security. Skip Walker stabbed your imaginary friend and he considers it a victimless crime. If looks could kill, Skip Walker would have a rap sheet three feet long. Skip Walker is using a weed whacker to shave his pubic hair and is using it to make wigs for cancer patients. Charity is Skip Walker's middle name. Skip Walker only takes coins from prostitutes because he enjoys the idea of loose change. Skip Walker is little in the middle but he got much back. Skip Walker appeared in a few television ads and now people claim that he has gone commercial. Skip Walker is this generation's Skip Walker.
Skip Walker is shopping at the dollar store and he's got a fistful of coupons to use. Skip Walker drives a Jeep Liberty and is not afraid to go out and do masculine things with his friends. Skip Walker expresses his political views solely through bumper stickers. One time, Skip Walker touched a black man's radio, despite Chris Tucker giving him advice to the contrary. Skip Walker is buying an expensive sound system and plans to rock out to opera music. Skip Walker employs a tattoo artist who is an epileptic. All Skip Walker has in this world is his balls and his word, assuming that you ignore the million other things that Skip Walker owns. Skip Walker is coming up with his own set of rules to play by. Skip Walker was meant to be broken.
Skip Walker rates his own updates a 1.5 because he has a sick fascination with decimal points. Skip Walker is sending promotional materials to your marketing department that contain pictures of Subway sandwiches. Skip Walker avoids the limelight because he's allergic to citrus. Skip Walker is preparing to leave town on the same horse he road in on. Skip Walker is a one-trick pony but that one trick happens to be really cool. Skip Walker doesn't think you're funny. Skip Walker laughs at your jokes to make you feel better. Skip Walker is writing a tell-all book about silence. Skip Walker is a tall drink of water. Skip Walker won't fill you up. Skip Walker never lets you down. The difference in Skip Walker is drinkability.
Skip Walker once brought scuba gear with him to open mic night because he always wanted to stage dive. Surfacing around Skip Walker will give you the bends. Skip Walker is opening a stand-up comedy school for paraplegics in a downtrodden neighborhood. Skip Walker is building a parking lot for the handicapped at the top of a steep hill. Skip Walker is zoning entire city blocks as Embassy parking and doesn't give a damn whether it's convenient for you. Skip Walker is setting fire to all of your unpaid traffic tickets. Skip Walker is all up in your country's health care debate, reforming it. Skip Walker is introducing a bi-partisan bill to do away with one of the parties but he's not telling which. Skip Walker once passed a kidney stone by reconciliation.
Skip Walker is cutting off the tops of your trees and his behavior is leaving you stumped. Calls to Skip Walker for comment are not returned. Skip Walker is holding power lunches at Denny's because he only feels comfortable eating around old people. Skip Walker is his own clientele and he's making someone else foot the bill. Skip Walker doesn't work for a living but he lives to work. Skip Walker is driving around in an ornate barrette and making hairpin turns. Skip Walker is pretending to be colorblind and he's running all the red lights. Skip Walker is an expired insurance card. Skip Walker is test-driving an 1981 Pinto at a used car lot near you.
Skip Walker has friends in high places but they rarely keep in touch because he is afraid of heights. Have your people call Skip Walker's people. Skip Walker is playing phone tag with himself. Skip Walker wants to discuss sensitive topics with you while you're on speakerphone. Skip Walker is making a late night booty call and asking you for kinky sex. Skip Walker says that he has a carrot cake and some plastic wrap for you to work with. Skip Walker wants you to make it happen. Skip Walker is so vain, his safe word is "Skip Walker." Skip Walker can command animals to orgasm on his command and he's not afraid to use that technique to prove a point. Web 3.0 is going to include a tag for Skip Walker.
You can find Skip Walker inside your kitchen cooking up a TV dinner made from spare electronic parts. Skip Walker is washing that down with Bacardi 151 and he doesn't care if it's 7:30 in the morning. Skip Walker has a liver made from vacuum tubes. Skip Walker is the mascot for your child's favorite cereal. Silly Skip Walker, Trix are for kids. Skip Walker doesn't lock the bathroom door when he's using it. Skip Walker is waiting for you to join him. Skip Walker always responds +2 to your Evite because he finds the idea of you spending unnecessary money in preparation hilarious. Skip Walker has nothing to say but it takes him 1000 words to tell you that. Skip Walker is the strong, silent type.
Skip Walker lied to you about being a cop and now you have a false sense of security. Skip Walker stabbed your imaginary friend and he considers it a victimless crime. If looks could kill, Skip Walker would have a rap sheet three feet long. Skip Walker is using a weed whacker to shave his pubic hair and is using it to make wigs for cancer patients. Charity is Skip Walker's middle name. Skip Walker only takes coins from prostitutes because he enjoys the idea of loose change. Skip Walker is little in the middle but he got much back. Skip Walker appeared in a few television ads and now people claim that he has gone commercial. Skip Walker is this generation's Skip Walker.
Skip Walker is shopping at the dollar store and he's got a fistful of coupons to use. Skip Walker drives a Jeep Liberty and is not afraid to go out and do masculine things with his friends. Skip Walker expresses his political views solely through bumper stickers. One time, Skip Walker touched a black man's radio, despite Chris Tucker giving him advice to the contrary. Skip Walker is buying an expensive sound system and plans to rock out to opera music. Skip Walker employs a tattoo artist who is an epileptic. All Skip Walker has in this world is his balls and his word, assuming that you ignore the million other things that Skip Walker owns. Skip Walker is coming up with his own set of rules to play by. Skip Walker was meant to be broken.
Skip Walker rates his own updates a 1.5 because he has a sick fascination with decimal points. Skip Walker is sending promotional materials to your marketing department that contain pictures of Subway sandwiches. Skip Walker avoids the limelight because he's allergic to citrus. Skip Walker is preparing to leave town on the same horse he road in on. Skip Walker is a one-trick pony but that one trick happens to be really cool. Skip Walker doesn't think you're funny. Skip Walker laughs at your jokes to make you feel better. Skip Walker is writing a tell-all book about silence. Skip Walker is a tall drink of water. Skip Walker won't fill you up. Skip Walker never lets you down. The difference in Skip Walker is drinkability.