Are you lonely? Are you a phoneaphobic who is deathly afraid of picking up your cell and dialing someone in your contacts list? Do you lack the social skills necessary to interact with real people? If you answered yes to any of these three questions, welcome to the internet! There are millions of other people just like you who would rather shut themselves indoors and lead a virtual life instead of facing reality. But what happens when you get lonely living your virtual life with no cyber friends to talk to? Make new ones, of course.
Allow me to introduce A Nice Chat, a site that bills itself as providing the ability to meet new people rapidly without the need to register or share personal info. All of this is accomplished through a horribly lacking flash interface where you are randomly connected with another visitor browsing the site. The two of you can then chat about animals, tattoos, or whatever it is that the hip kids are talking about. We're not the type of people to let such a service exist without trying our best to offend the other people using the site which, sadly, mostly turned out to be people wanting to have cybersex.
Due to the limitations of the flash interface, we had to keep conversations short in order to be able to capture them all in the screen shot and this really hampered our ability to both offend and be funny at the same time. The fact that we probably couldn't actually offend or be funny with or without the interface notwithstanding, we tried our best to interact with other fine denizens of the internet on a wide variety of topics that we feel are relevant. Note: in every screen shot, we show up as red.
We get things started with Pinky, a gentleman who seems completely unphased at our dilemma and instead tries to use the situation for personal gain.
Next up is lawson, who is clearly an optimist given that I'm a 30 year old man trolling an internet site where every other chat request results in an a/s/l question.
While it may seem like Chloride is just being a nice neighbor, he apparently isn't one for talk about cake since he terminated the chat shortly after the screen shot was taken.
Pippi isn't much of a conversationalist when it comes to dealing with other people's issues.
Erik90 is an exception to the rule of limiting each conversation to only one screen shot since after he made a phony 911 call, I tried to get to the bottom of his emergency.
Man28 is apparently allergic to talking with fat people over the internet.
RR seems to know a thing or two about goats but doesn't have the patience to really see the situation through.
o.0 is apparently a closet cannibal with some pretty unsanitary culinary advice.
Saku has some issues understanding the English language but knows a thing or two about dispensing car advice.
Zzyyx likes to roll with gangsters and he laughs in the face of danger.
Our old friend Erik90 is back for more as he attempts to seduce a hot MILF over shitty internet chat.
Ashu is a man who knows what to do when the heat goes down and your wife is kidnapped.
Lecher is straight to the point and he doesn't care if the world is going to end. He's out to meet new friends and that is that.
Lastly, we have one conversation that outgrew the ability to properly capture in a screen shot so the included transcript is below. button and I talk about pregnancy, drugs, and the proper way to use welfare.
Allow me to introduce A Nice Chat, a site that bills itself as providing the ability to meet new people rapidly without the need to register or share personal info. All of this is accomplished through a horribly lacking flash interface where you are randomly connected with another visitor browsing the site. The two of you can then chat about animals, tattoos, or whatever it is that the hip kids are talking about. We're not the type of people to let such a service exist without trying our best to offend the other people using the site which, sadly, mostly turned out to be people wanting to have cybersex.
Due to the limitations of the flash interface, we had to keep conversations short in order to be able to capture them all in the screen shot and this really hampered our ability to both offend and be funny at the same time. The fact that we probably couldn't actually offend or be funny with or without the interface notwithstanding, we tried our best to interact with other fine denizens of the internet on a wide variety of topics that we feel are relevant. Note: in every screen shot, we show up as red.
We get things started with Pinky, a gentleman who seems completely unphased at our dilemma and instead tries to use the situation for personal gain.
Next up is lawson, who is clearly an optimist given that I'm a 30 year old man trolling an internet site where every other chat request results in an a/s/l question.
While it may seem like Chloride is just being a nice neighbor, he apparently isn't one for talk about cake since he terminated the chat shortly after the screen shot was taken.
Pippi isn't much of a conversationalist when it comes to dealing with other people's issues.
Erik90 is an exception to the rule of limiting each conversation to only one screen shot since after he made a phony 911 call, I tried to get to the bottom of his emergency.
Man28 is apparently allergic to talking with fat people over the internet.
RR seems to know a thing or two about goats but doesn't have the patience to really see the situation through.
o.0 is apparently a closet cannibal with some pretty unsanitary culinary advice.
Saku has some issues understanding the English language but knows a thing or two about dispensing car advice.
Zzyyx likes to roll with gangsters and he laughs in the face of danger.
Our old friend Erik90 is back for more as he attempts to seduce a hot MILF over shitty internet chat.
Ashu is a man who knows what to do when the heat goes down and your wife is kidnapped.
Lecher is straight to the point and he doesn't care if the world is going to end. He's out to meet new friends and that is that.
Lastly, we have one conversation that outgrew the ability to properly capture in a screen shot so the included transcript is below. button and I talk about pregnancy, drugs, and the proper way to use welfare.
happymom: My daughter just told me that she's pregnant!And the world keeps spinning. Another day, another nice chat. How many friends have you made today?
button: Oh thats nice
button: That makes me happy, there's still some hope of mankind :)
happymom: Yeah, she just turned 10 years old. I am so proud of her.
button: Is she good looking?
happymom: She'll be on welfare before she's 13 if all goes well.
button: Oh, that money goes straight in your pocket, she isn't 18 yet!
button: its a win win situation
happymom: That's even better! I should probably go buy some meth to celebrate!
button: Nah.. i wouldn't do that
happymom: Do you think it would hurt the baby if I shared with her? I know she likes a little high every now and again.
button: No, haven't you heard? Meth is like giving love to the baby
button: It has the same effect
happymom: Oh, well I better make sure to buy more then. I want to really show the baby I love her.
button: My parents loved me : )
happymom: Did they get a tattoo of your name on their forehead?
button: No, I got the 3 times more meth instead
happymom: Are you holding right now?
happymom: Maybe you can email me some.
button: Im out of papers =/
button: Sorry
happymom: Well, this has been A NICE CHAT so I guess the website lives up to it's name.
happymom: Thanks!
button: It sure has!
button: Thank you!
